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primum non nocere sans documentum ([personal profile] delight) wrote2018-08-01 07:35 am

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I still basically just have to stop talking or typing because everything I say is awful but because of email notifs and read receipts I can't just delete it, but that's not the point of opening up the update window from my phone, this overheard conversation is.

Dog: *goes downstairs*

Husband: Trip, are you dressed to go outside right now? No, you are not. Go back upstairs.

Dog: *goes back upstairs*

That was all delivered in the sort of conversational tone where the dog was not likely to glean an actual command from it but he heard "upstairs," so....