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My workday today started with an elevator door closing on my dog's snout.

Trip seems fine, he just let out this horrible cry while he was stuck, and of course part of his job is that he is a strong dog because I have arm muscle atrophy, so me trying to get the door off him was a little terrible for us both for four seconds that felt like eternity.

His response has so far been to be STARVING DON'T YOU KNOW NOBODY EVER FEEDS HIM, and he has gotten a second breakfast out of me even though we're trying to get his weight down a little.