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Dec. 18th, 2025 11:00 amGone A-Tilting
Dec. 18th, 2025 01:51 amby cl_geary
In the millennial year of our lord--John the Dragonslayer, the undying monarch of Tier and High King of the Nine Forsworn Realms--eight knights converge upon Canaan Castle to represent their respective kingdoms in a tournament. Those who prove themselves worthy shall join the (diminished) ranks of the ageless Dragonslayer Knights. With them, their lieges shall ascend to the High King's court, where they shall have His Majesty's ear for all eternity. Or at least for as long as their knights survive.
Sir Gideon of Drearburh was raised to be a footsoldier, not a knight. She is, however, the closest thing to a knight that the Kingdom of Hadea can muster. Her liege, Princess Harrowhark, wishes to join the High King's court that she might seek aide for her people in their ongoing famine. Sir Gideon never wants to return to Hadea again. If Gideon places well in the games, both their needs shall be served. Unfortunately Sir Gideon can barely ride a horse.
Sir Naberius of Ida, in contrast, is a veteran of the tournament circuit. He is certain to place highly. Or, at least *he* thinks so. And he is quite happy to be forever 23.
Both Gideon and Naberius ought to know by now that magic always comes at a price.
Words: 4376, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
- Rating: Mature
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/F, M/M
- Characters: Gideon Nav, Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Naberius Tern, Coronabeth Tridentarius, Ianthe Tridentarius, Marta Dyas, Palamedes Sextus, Camilla Hect, Colum Asht, Jeannemary Chatur, Magnus Quinn, Protesilaus Ebdoma, Alfred Quinque, Pyrrha Dve, Loveday Heptane, Cristabel Oct, John Gaius | Necrolord Prime, Silas Octakiseron, Mercymorn the First (Locked Tomb Series), Augustine the First (Locked Tomb Series), Gideon the First (Locked Tomb Series), Cytherea the First (Locked Tomb Series), The Body | Alecto | The Girl in the Tomb
- Relationships: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Colum Asht/Naberius Tern, Marta Dyas & Gideon Nav, Naberius Tern & Coronabeth Tridentarius & Ianthe Tridentarius, Gideon Nav & Naberius Tern, Naberius Tern & Marta Dyas
- Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Medieval, Knights - Freeform, knight tournament, Swords & Sorcery, Dragons, Fae & Fairies, (not the conventionally sexy kind), Necromancy, Background Coronabeth Tridentarius/Ianthe Tridentarius, Gideon Nav/Coronabeth Tridentarius (one-sided), several untagged characters will appear in passing, Tags May Change, Power Imbalance, Abuse, Mildly Dubious Consent, Religious Guilt, Past Trauma, animal abuse/endangerment, Violence, Alcohol, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Concussions, Vomiting, Compulsion, Loss of Bodily Autonomy, Blood, sex (vague for now - I'll update later with specifics)
Gone A-Tilting
Dec. 18th, 2025 01:51 amby cl_geary
In the millennial year of our lord--John the Dragonslayer, the undying monarch of Tier and High King of the Nine Forsworn Realms--eight knights converge upon Canaan Castle to represent their respective kingdoms in a tournament. Those who prove themselves worthy shall join the (diminished) ranks of the ageless Dragonslayer Knights. With them, their lieges shall ascend to the High King's court, where they shall have His Majesty's ear for all eternity. Or at least for as long as their knights survive.
Sir Gideon of Drearburh was raised to be a footsoldier, not a knight. She is, however, the closest thing to a knight that the Kingdom of Hadea can muster. Her liege, Princess Harrowhark, wishes to join the High King's court that she might seek aide for her people in their ongoing famine. Sir Gideon never wants to return to Hadea again. If Gideon places well in the games, both their needs shall be served. Unfortunately Sir Gideon can barely ride a horse.
Sir Naberius of Ida, in contrast, is a veteran of the tournament circuit. He is certain to place highly. Or, at least *he* thinks so. And he is quite happy to be forever 23.
Both Gideon and Naberius ought to know by now that magic always comes at a price.
Words: 4376, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
- Rating: Mature
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/F, M/M
- Characters: Gideon Nav, Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Naberius Tern, Coronabeth Tridentarius, Ianthe Tridentarius, Marta Dyas, Palamedes Sextus, Camilla Hect, Colum Asht, Jeannemary Chatur, Magnus Quinn, Protesilaus Ebdoma, Alfred Quinque, Pyrrha Dve, Loveday Heptane, Cristabel Oct, John Gaius | Necrolord Prime, Silas Octakiseron, Mercymorn the First (Locked Tomb Series), Augustine the First (Locked Tomb Series), Gideon the First (Locked Tomb Series), Cytherea the First (Locked Tomb Series), The Body | Alecto | The Girl in the Tomb
- Relationships: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Colum Asht/Naberius Tern, Marta Dyas & Gideon Nav, Naberius Tern & Coronabeth Tridentarius & Ianthe Tridentarius, Gideon Nav & Naberius Tern, Naberius Tern & Marta Dyas
- Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Medieval, Knights - Freeform, knight tournament, Swords & Sorcery, Dragons, Fae & Fairies, (not the conventionally sexy kind), Necromancy, Background Coronabeth Tridentarius/Ianthe Tridentarius, Gideon Nav/Coronabeth Tridentarius (one-sided), several untagged characters will appear in passing, Tags May Change, Power Imbalance, Abuse, Mildly Dubious Consent, Religious Guilt, Past Trauma, animal abuse/endangerment, Violence, Alcohol, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Concussions, Vomiting, Compulsion, Loss of Bodily Autonomy, Blood, sex (vague for now - I'll update later with specifics)
The Many Faces of Devotion
Dec. 18th, 2025 01:31 amOr: the story of how Harrowhark severely overthought asking her fuck-buddy to let her power-bottom.
Words: 6303, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Like Nothing Matters - a CamGriddlehark smut anthology
- Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/F
- Characters: Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Camilla Hect, Gideon Nav
- Relationships: Camilla Hect/Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
- Additional Tags: Casual Sex, Cunnilingus, Oral Sex, Face-Sitting, Porn With Plot, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Devotion, Cam and Harrow hookup as friends, implied background Griddlehark, implied polyamoury, technically still a standalone fic dw, CamHarrow i love you you deserve more fic
The Many Faces of Devotion
Dec. 18th, 2025 01:31 amOr: the story of how Harrowhark severely overthought asking her fuck-buddy to let her power-bottom.
Words: 6303, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Like Nothing Matters - a CamGriddlehark smut anthology
- Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/F
- Characters: Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Camilla Hect, Gideon Nav
- Relationships: Camilla Hect/Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
- Additional Tags: Casual Sex, Cunnilingus, Oral Sex, Face-Sitting, Porn With Plot, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Devotion, Cam and Harrow hookup as friends, implied background Griddlehark, implied polyamoury, technically still a standalone fic dw, CamHarrow i love you you deserve more fic
let's go in the garden
Dec. 17th, 2025 08:25 pmby rayyy
Twenty-eight years after the fall of the Nine Houses and the end of necromancy, a daughter of the Ninth House tracks down her ghosts on the war-torn water planet of Eden.
This adventure will include poorly written swordfighting; houseboats; close-up magic; a very weeny skeleton construct; the trials and tribulations of single parenting; guerilla theology; giant sea monsters of dubious existence; grief that feels like it's killing you from the inside... and more!
Words: 2736, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
- Categories: F/F, Gen
- Characters: Original Characters
- Additional Tags: More character tags will be added as they appear, Worldbuilding, Xenophobia, Family Drama, Loss of Parent(s), Post-Canon, this is really sad at the beginning but i hope it's also funny, and i promise it will get less sad as it goes on, tags make it sound so serious but i'm incapable of being that serious, oh and by the way NO AI WAS USED FOR THIS WORK
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Dec. 17th, 2025 02:07 amSome of my faves get a happy ending, because joy is a radical act. Oh, and therapy. They get therapy, too.
Words: 3442, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
- Rating: Not Rated
- Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Characters: Abigail Pent, Magnus Quinn, Gideon Nav, Harrowhark Nonagesimus
- Relationships: Paul/Dulcinea Septimus
- Additional Tags: Jeannemary and Isaac are around too, Domestic Fluff, Therapy, References to Depression, Knitting, Implied/Referenced Sex, Post-Coital Cuddling, Song: Rivers and Roads (The Head and the Heart), It’s Tamsyn so everyone eats breakfast, Children of Characters, As in the characters have childrens, Dulcie is a welder NBD