Breaking down claim Starbucks baristas can't write 'Charlie Kirk' on cups
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by Leoniebra
Ianthe steps into the Wandering Inn and meets Pisces. Two prodigious necromancers with zero social skills meet.
Words: 761, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Microfic writing practice
A newborn falls down a drillshaft with her mother and lives. The mother dies.
A baby inhales nerve gas that fills the crèche with 200 other children for ten minutes and lives. The 200 die.
The Ninth necromancer siphons their cavalier's soul so they can cross an impossible necromantic field and lives. All cavaliers, besides the Eighth, should have died.
Gideon Nav impales herself on a fence so Harrowhark Nonagesimus can become a Lyctor and live. Gideon dies.
A death, like countless deaths before it, refuses to stick and a soul returns to its body. Gideon lives.
Words: 8752, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
by SolfiePath
Gideon Nav's job is simple: provide her blood for a vampire. But her captor, Harrowhark Nonagesimus, is quite a picky eater and finds the act of biting repulsing, preferring her meals served in bags, chilled.
Bored out of her skull, Gideon decides to cut the supply. However, pushing and teasing the starving bloodsucker to her breaking point leads to the consequences Gideon wasn't prepared for.
Words: 1067, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
by dewshi
It was perhaps the most effective sentence she had ever said. Gideon turned to look at her with her amber eyes wide and wild. "Sorry, say again?"
"I won't," Harrow said, not grimacing. "You heard me perfectly well."
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Harrow decides to take matters into her own hands, and she thinks she knows exactly how it's supposed to go. Or, rather, she knows that she doesn't know, and that's even worse.
Words: 4066, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
by SolfiePath
Gideon Nav's job is simple: provide her blood for a vampire. But her captor, Harrowhark Nonagesimus, is quite a picky eater and finds the act of biting repulsing, preferring her meals served in bags, chilled.
Bored out of her skull, Gideon decides to cut the supply. However, pushing and teasing the starving bloodsucker to her breaking point leads to the consequences Gideon wasn't prepared for.
Words: 1067, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
by dewshi
It was perhaps the most effective sentence she had ever said. Gideon turned to look at her with her amber eyes wide and wild. "Sorry, say again?"
"I won't," Harrow said, not grimacing. "You heard me perfectly well."
—
Harrow decides to take matters into her own hands, and she thinks she knows exactly how it's supposed to go. Or, rather, she knows that she doesn't know, and that's even worse.
Words: 4066, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
by Auvronestra
"I would not touch you even if you were the last person on Earth."
"What if I was the last person in the universe?"
"Hm. Very well."
Words: 100, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English